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~ey marsy, baby, i just want you to know that i’m still holding on tight to our love…just like how the snot’s sticking inside one’s nose…just like how my mom’s dentures gripping her gums, and just like how a district representative’s tight refusal in giving up his pork barrel…oh crap, i’m so corny! but yeah, come home soon and be ready to get laid!hahaha… OF COURSE IM JUST KIDDING!don’t ever dare to believe that! oh yeah…i miss you already, what’s there in ny that makes you forget your fatso jinx?hahaha…you’re always busy with your blueprints! hmmp, i’ll get busy also with my SCRAs…(ohhh…TINIKAL NAMAN HU!!!) don’t u wanna come home? i already shed a lot of pounds!!!(waahhhh…OF COURSE , I’M KIDDING AGAIN! i gained more weight as a matter of fact!) come home soon and i’ll ask you to pay for my liposuction procedure…you’ll surely drag your ass away from me. why? coz you’ll get bankcrupt!hahaha

~SA MGA NAGBASA: NAGPATI MAN KAMU?!!!